JG

worse things happen to better people

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Illinois students at a bar:

[Jacob Rajlich @JacobRajlich]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[JG @jennxgraham]

Men can be nurses! Women can be other things besides a nurse!

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Finally had an interaction where the Trader Joe’s employee embarrassed themselves instead of me

Went after work in my scrubs and he said “I’m assuming you’re a nurse”

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Just ordered chipotle to be delivered to my apt (the closest one is 0.3 miles away) from the fetal position in my shower happy 2024 I have seen absolutely no growth in my 27 years

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Had a parent who consistently shows up late to our sessions today say “I noticed we miss about 10 minutes of each session and I know it’s bc we’re late but how can we fix that”

And I had to look this grown woman in the eye and say um…well show up on time I guess is the best way

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Just started seeing a 3 year old kid for OT who can’t say Jennifer so she just calls me January

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Back to his regularly scheduled programming

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No dog bed could compare to the comfort that a bag provides apparently

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Just got hit with a “so basketball or volleyball?” question from an old guy in the elevator. Like sir I’m 26 sorry I’m tall

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Trader Joe’s bagger put all of my groceries into one bag and I was too scared to ask for 2 so I just fought for my life down diversey with a 40lb grocery bag

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Making it through work today pretending I wasn’t in the fetal position in the shower on two different occasions yesterday thanks to my hangover

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A weekend of L’s

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Just got hit on by a video interpreter I called for a parent during my session which is wildly unprofessional but ngl I love me a good confidence booster

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It’s so embarrassing to be 26 years old and sunburnt I can’t leave the house for the next 3 days

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Lmao my guy HATES other dogs

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My last 3 kids of the day cancelled and my speech therapist coworker was like “oh that’s the perfect time to observe other sessions!” Absolutely not you narc I’m going home

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Working on core strengthening with a kid I see for OT so we were doing scissor kicks and she looked over and said “miss Jennifer you’re shaking” like I KNOW you asshole don’t point it out

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For the love of god someone bring me a sprite

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5 year old said “what the fuck” mid session today and no matter how many times I hear kids swear my immediate reaction is always to laugh

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Super fucked up that the first warm weekend in Chicago is when I’ll be out of town. I literally never leave and the one fkn weekend I do its going to be 70 and sunny