Jenny Bourque

world’s forgotten boy

[Jenny Bourque @jenny_bourque]

god beer me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change

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@soares_haley my parents exposed me to the Once in a Lifetime vid at age 7 and i’m obviously fine

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my own conscience and also at least 50% of my peers every time i raise my hand to contribute to class discussion

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@rachamadeo it haunts me!!! credit to @bourque913 god of rhetoric

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why has my decision to bring my OWN rightful baby cat to school with me next year somehow caused an extended family-wide melodrama of Wagnerian proportions

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@m_4bes keep us posted

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@KT_The_Lady i love katie weber!!! more than life itself!!!

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@tess_hanna_ give it a rest

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if you read this as a positive thing BLOCK ME

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halsey is the lena dunham of the music industry and i will die on this hill

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sometimes the person next to you on the bus is sitting so close that your shoulders are pressed up against each other for the whole ride and the extended physical human contact makes you a little bit emotional and that’s COOL that’s tight

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@Mr_Gangis_World

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shoutout to proactiv products for capturing the precise scent equivalent of how it feels, emotionally, to face the fact that your skin has gotten so out of control you have to start using proactiv. impressive!

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full offense to 2004 golden globe winner for best performance by an actress in a motion picture-musical or comedy, diane keaton

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jamie lee curtis’s performance in freaky friday (even WITHOUT the guitar solo) was academy award nomination worthy and the only reason she didn’t get one is bc the entertainment industry hates fun and also women! i’m serious fuck everybody

[Jenny Bourque @jenny_bourque]

-start essay 2 weeks before deadline
-rewrite it 3 times in the interim
-start brand new one on new topic from scratch at 11:30 night before deadline
-turn that one in

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crowd the aisle of the bus when there’s at least 6 open seats bc it’s Not Cool to sit next to a stranger. you gotta Stand in the Way of the Open Seats but Not Sit in Them. punk rock

[aidan @AidanFitzzz]

@jenny_bourque unstoppable force (need to do readings for classes that you care about and which you truly want to read) vs immovable object (deeply trained habits of procrastination, social overextension, and self-destructive embrace of casually forgoing sleep)

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@soares_haley you decide!

[Jenny Bourque @jenny_bourque]

unstoppable force (not being able to sleep because you’re stressed about having to wake up early for an 8am) vs immovable object (the 8am)