jenny farrell

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

This season of The US is more far-fetched than the first season of The Chair Company.

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

Taylor + Travis is like Sam + Diane. I’m here for it ❤️ #taylorswift

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

Porn name: Debris Balls #tornado

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

I’m not exactly sure how or of the exact moment  I became part of this demographic,  but I’m going to see #LittleRiverBand tonight for the 11th time and  75% of my friends  are losing their $hit over Ryan Seacrest replacing Pat Sajak on the Wheel.

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

She has united Cyclones and Hawks, Men vs Women’s basketball. #CaitlinClarkForPresident

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@iamjohnoliver’s superpower is his effective use of an “ F” bomb. #LastWeekTonight #JohnOliver

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@realDonaldTrump But..but.. you said you loved them?

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

What. The. Ever living. F. Are.We.Waiting.For?!get him the F out.

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

I just wanna find 11,780 followers #11780votes

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

When someone says “Well, don’t you look comfortable?” That’s not a compliment, right?

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

Snowball fights look different if you’ve been cooped up with your significant other for a year. Definitely #notahallmarkmoment

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

Lost out on a listing to a competitor this week. I’m putting my sign in the yard anyway. #IWontconcede

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

Hey @katiawb and @hayleybay I’ve been trying to cancel my subscription to @birchbox for months. I didn’t renew, and you keep charging me and you won’t let me delete my credit card. Yeah. It’s my day to be Karen

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

Wonder if you can buy an Amazon delivery truck from Amazon? I’d like one, because everyone is happy to see you when you pull up in that thing. #amazon

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

#BritneySpears’ dad took over for her when she spiraled. Can we petition for him to be conservator for @realDonaldTrump?

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

love old people https://t.co/JLlnc9y4QC cemetery following my parents while they leave flowers for loved ones. My dad is wagging his finger at a gravesite. I didn’t know Mr. Shuey, but he needs to know that my dad is still mad at him for stealing his girlfriend 77 years ago.

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

Michael does everything good #TheLastDance

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My daughter brought me some tea. She says this is the “moms waiting for their kids to open Christmas presents” pose

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

If none of us are getting haircuts, can we all agree our hair has added 5 pounds to the scale?

[jenny farrell @jenny_farrell]

Breaking simple rules have severe consequences, friends. Accidentally reversed the order of shampooing and conditioning, and now my entire day is a disaster.#thestruggleisreal