kris jenner

enjoy your creep sesh 💋

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

Apparently millennials are the contemporary of the silent generation 🤔

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

This Mercury retrograde is doing me so do dirty smh

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

How is crypto tanking already it like barely got back on its feet.. fuck I hate this economic climate 🙄

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

That moment when it feels like you haven’t had an original thought in what feels like months on end and then suddenly that stream of clarity comes through and you hear the angels sings 🙆🏻‍♀️ so this is bliss?

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

“Thanks for your recent payment” you’re not welcome gfy

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

happy 2nd birthday to my pink child and congrats on being our first album to hit 2 billion streams!! 🎂🎉

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

I already went through like 3 tension headaches and it’s only Monday.. 😮‍💨

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

Here comes eclipse season 🥴

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

God please stop sending me these battles I am not your strongest soldier I promise 😩

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

I decided to treat myself to a nice Postmates dinner earlier only to spend $35 on like 2.5 bites of like one of the 3 things I ordered.. now it won’t be as good tomorrow so the ridiculous amount I paid in service fees were a waste like why am I so annoying 😑

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

It may look like I’m fine but deep down I just really want some to come and pay my bills regularly out of the kindness of their heart 😩

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

This week has already kicked my ass and it’s only wed ugh 😑

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

The worst is when like you finally thought you came to a place with your family of where they accept you for who you are and don’t try to change or stigmatize your personality traits as good or wrong… but you were completely wrong for thinking that 😒

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

I just randomly had this wild aha moment of the connection between bitterness and the victim mentality and I feel like I just had an entire shift in my consciousness 🤯 guys I’m telling you the cosmos are brewing something up.. where are all my witchy astro girlys at

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

To my neighbors who keep peeping their head out and pretending not to look my way.. yeah I’m still sitting in my car even thought I parked and turned it off 45 mins ago… let me enjoy the rest of my me time in peace like damn

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

I literally just cried, laughed, and danced my heart out to one step at a time by Jordan sparks… Mmmk I’m going to need these heighten fullmoon energies to settle down little #yalldoingtomuch

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

the never ending endeavor of the human experience.. it’s all waves and cycles of multifaceted experiences interpreted by the charge of electromagnetic neurons internalized into memories. Damn.. I’m in the deep end today 🫠🫠💭 #justflowingwithit

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

like who would’ve thought the depths of your psyche could be so eerie.. what a trip (and yes these are sober non-psychedelic induced thoughts that I just felt compelled to share on the internet btw)

[kris jenner @jennyabina]

sometimes it feels like the deeper I go on this self discovery journey or just trying to understand myself & my evolution/growth as a person the more confused I get by just the experience of it all in general.. full moon thoughts 🤔💬🌚