Jenny

Scientist, Husker fan, Sarcastic Nerd.

[Layan Alrahmani, MD, FACOG @DrAlrahmani]

Texas: let’s force people to birth children, then watch them be brutally murdered with legally purchased guns. #ProLifeMyAss is a trending hashtag for good reason.

[Emily C. Singer @CahnEmily]

I'm a mom of an almost 6 month old who is exclusively formula fed, and I am not mad that immigrant infants are being fed because i'm not a depraved sick human who purports to be a Christian but then advocates for helpless infants to starve to death.

[Debbie Mia @ Likely a Nap @TheDebbieMia]

They found the cause of SIDS
THEY FOUND THE CAUSE OF SIDS

Excuse me while I cry for all the parents, including lead researcher Dr Carmel Harrington, who lived with guilt. And cry happy tears for parents in the future who will have access to screening and prevention. 😭

[John McCollister @SenMcCollister]

You know what's NOT "Nebraska Nice?"

Ignoring the pleas of our (world-renowned) overworked medical professionals who are URGING us to institute a mask mandate.

[Jen @JenTusch]

I am getting this sticker for my car! Let's let Darwin sort this out. #LetsGoBrandonReallyMeans

[Josh Trebach, MD @jtrebach]

if you’re at Thanksgiving and someone says their decision to not get vaccinated doesn’t affect anyone else, cut your slice of pie like this to demonstrate how that is very untrue

[Faux Pelini @FauxPelini]

can someone help me stop liking the Baker Mayfield commercials

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Chord Overstreet will play Lindsay Lohan’s love interest in an upcoming @Netflix holiday rom-com about a spoiled hotel heiress who gets total amnesia in a skiing accident and finds herself in the care of a handsome lodge owner.

[Jenny @jennyb48]

The description on this is 🤌 @Lowes
"Easy to assemble, girls can easily do it alone"

[Unfuck Your Habitat® @TeamUfYH]

Do you have clean laundry languishing in the dryer, laundry basket, or floordrobe/chairdrobe/bedrobe? Next time you pass the pile, put five things away. Repeat intermittently until it’s done.

[𝓂𝒾𝓈𝒸𝒽ℯ𝓁𝓁ℯ 🦋 @schelleyschell]

If the United States can be in debt & never pay it back. Then so can I. 🤣

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

I don’t have kids. I barely know anyone in this town.

Do you know why I wear a mask? So my friend’s fucking 10-year-old doesn’t catch Covid.

What is wrong with people

[Jenny @jennyb48]

Here for this

[Lindsay Lohan @lindsaylohan]

❤️❤️❤️

[Jenny @jennyb48]

@KETV Data days you killed us already, my dude: https://t.co/QpTWOVuhRV

[Jenny @jennyb48]

The data shows our governor is not great at reading, deciphering, or identifying actual data.

[KETV NewsWatch 7 @KETV]

"If you legalize marijuana, you're gonna kill your kids. That's what the data shows from around the country, and that's why it's dangerous to go around the established process,” Nebraska Gov. Pete Ricketts said Wednesday.

Read more: https://t.co/49m2vCwwqa

[Jenny @jennyb48]

News flash... Riding your pelaton still doesn't protect you from COVID. Being overweight doesn't give you COVID. Wearing a mask and avoiding public places without a mask (rules @GovRicketts was seen breaking multiple times) will protect you.
https://t.co/pblxrtHm0t