jenny bahn

Writer | Brooklyn

[jenny bahn @jennybahn]

Watching the girl in front of me on her computer toggle between her script, Google, LinkedIn, FaceTime, and basically everything else on the internet that isn't her script overwhelms me with a warm sense of fealty.

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@_Julian_NYC @junemkim_ @zachwlevitt @LeanneFaybraham @nytgraphics @nytimes The graphic or the image? The image is from Palisades Bowl and was taken by a neighbor of my dad's.

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This graphic does not include the homes destroyed just below the bluffs at the Palisades Bowl (172) and Tahitian Terrace (250) mobile home parks. @junemkim_ @zachwlevitt @LeanneFaybraham @nytgraphics @nytimes

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The number of times I type “Beyonce” when I mean to type “beyond” is a lot a lot a lot.

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3 matchas sub noon today is a great day I’m not fighting it at all thanks

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Didn’t look at the receipt but I’d ballpark this at 37 dollars worth of cherries

[Ian Lauer Astro @ianlauerastro]

HUBBLE vs JWST: Here's the difference. Welcome to a new era of astronomy.

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Ahhhhh joke writes itself

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Prosecutors had asked for a 25 year sentence while Kelly’s defense team had argued for 14 to 17.5 years. https://t.co/7yzf6bdjkL

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A prison sentence ain’t nothin but a numberrrrrr 👋 r kelly

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the statue of liberty is a woman. this is a pretty funny joke i'm realizing.

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Having a very hard time getting un-furious

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A fucking mask!!!

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Like, you wouldn’t wear a mask because it infringed on your physical person.

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Great day for women

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Abbott u r trash

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Republicans are pro-life until you get to elementary school. After that you’re on your own.

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Why

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@NYCWater @LincolnRestler Red Hook, too.

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Few things more comforting than listening to an earnest god-fearing white man expressing his deep concern over the happenings in the female body. Gosh darn shucks. https://t.co/tjmPiZhMSs

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“The dog could be heard barking.” https://t.co/TtxSYSKGwT

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