georgia gin

I love animals and I am a certified #girlboss who works in advertising!!! | Mizzou ‘17

[georgia gin @JennyCMarshall]

@AbbyMSchneider U do (ending my Twitter hiatus to tell u to move to ATL)

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The feminism leaving my body when it’s time to take out the trash

[Reductress @Reductress]

I Deserve a Man Who Looks at Me Like I'm a Giant Cartoon Ham: https://t.co/znYx7IDBsa

[georgia gin @JennyCMarshall]

When I remember to consistently take my Zoloft and it works 🤯🫣😎

[𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖞 @parasociality]

A hierarchy of alienness: Pictures of animals from least to most related to you.

Least-related animal: Sponges. You and sponges are both animals. That's basically all you've got in common.

[georgia gin @JennyCMarshall]

@ZaxSoup Did you forget that you have IBS?

[georgia gin @JennyCMarshall]

All millennials have some form of IBS, right?

[georgia gin @JennyCMarshall]

@brianufford I will trust that you have the most irritable of bowels

[georgia gin @JennyCMarshall]

@brianufford Don’t act like you don’t have IBS

[georgia gin @JennyCMarshall]

@ZaxSoup Tru

[georgia gin @JennyCMarshall]

Will men EVER understand that they MUST share one little bite of every meal they eat with their s/o?

[Jessy Morner-Ritt @JessyMornerRitt]

Me & my boyfriend deciding whether to take my volkswagon jetta that my grandpa once shit himself in or his Nissan Cube that shakes over 40 mph

[georgia gin @JennyCMarshall]

@archersterl1ng Why would you post this

[georgia gin @JennyCMarshall]

My gym is directly across the street from Taco Bell and Chick Fil A, and I personally think that should be illegal🤨

[georgia gin @JennyCMarshall]

Trying to think of a clever tweet about the bugs here, but no amount of wit can convey the sheer nastiness that are Georgia Creepy Crawlies. They are big and scary and disgusting and hairy and crunchy and I do have a phobia.

[georgia gin @JennyCMarshall]

What if I told you I just saw Halley’s comet and she waved 😳👉🏼👈🏼