Brian Ufford

time traveler going regular speed

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You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like

[australian kitsch 🦘 @OzKitsch]

men in shorts operating computers

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@jbbidwell

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The suburban white dad urge to pass someone washing their car in their driveway and yell out “what time should I bring mine by”

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@ca5anova

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@JakeSucky I was doing this on W2 falador park in 2005 not impressed

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@ca5anova

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Started watching part one of the super Mario bros movie on Twitter and by the time it was over the part two tweet had gotten deleted

My life is ruined

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@ca5anova Like now I have to go see it in theaters but I have to skip the first hour

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@stuholden @USMNT MFW people suggest Jordan Morris deserves to play for the national team

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@gunsupnation :(

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Bringing home my leftovers to give to my cat and dog, when I eat we all eat 😤

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@Twitch

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@hpisani91 @PaloDuro_Soccer @ShaunChesterUtd That’s why they call him the Gaffer!

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Wow. Didn’t know this. Not surprised, but definitely pissed off

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Make Taco Tuesday at Rosa’s $3.99 Again

[MLS Buzz @MLS_Buzz]

We are leaving the group stages with 5 points and the youngest starting XI in the tournament all with a doofus manager handicapping us.

This team is elite.

[Military History Now @MilHistNow]

On this day in 1783, the last British troops evacuate New York City. Later that day, Washington marches into the city at the head of the triumphant Continental Army.

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This Thanksgiving I hope we can all come together and agree on one simple truth:
if you put corn in your homemade Mac and cheese you are a domestic terrorist

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WWHHD What Would Hank Hill Do

[watke @watke_]

Let's do competition to see who can teach their family the most made-up soccer rule