Bernardo Casanova

never take life too serious, no one makes it out alive.

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

Being the adult is knowing I will never dine and dash again. Because this fat ass ain't "dashing" anywhere

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

"Those ants outnumber us a million to one!"

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

The lack of people calling this the "booty bread".....

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

How do you call it in your language?

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

@HoustonTexans @johnson80 my favorite Andre memory…

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

Is it weird I get drunk and sometimes miss @brianufford ....

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

Update: he said he wasn't racing. I said because you already lost.

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

This Llano winery market is about to be dope... 10 in the morning and big boy across the yard got a stogie lit and drink tickets locked and loaded. I think I heard him say he wants to race....see the results live and get your candle fix today! Come and see us! #LostCanyon

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

She wanna be a dude so bad she's even making up hook up stories. Props my dude

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Elliot Page claims he had sex with “Juno” co-star Olivia Thirlby “all the time” while filming the movie 😳

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

It's the separate bathrooms dawg 🔑

[little special™ @dollbunyan]

my parents have been happily married for 30 years + from what I’ve gathered, they owe it to:

1) having separate bathrooms
2) being each other’s biggest fans
3) when my mom was sad that my dad wasn’t typing “ok” with a heart emoji he started adding them

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

15 years later and Andrew W.K.'s "Party Hard" is still the ultimate gaming song

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

This... this is what hope feels like

[Laremy Tunsil @KingTunsil78]

7 13
Dawgs 😤

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

Debating whether or not enchilada sauce is an appropriate snack in the bed.... I'm honestly surprised I'm the one on this side of the fence. But no @_itslanestho

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

@Bearytale78 @NFLRookieWatxh Fuck outta here with that shit, yall getting him on your own. Enjoy a midround edge that you can NOT maximize and ship to Philly... on us. #Texans

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

When keeping it real... goes bad

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Grizzlies have informed Dillon Brooks he will not be brought back "under any circumstances," per @ShamsCharania

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

@brianufford It was a scam started by the movie theaters

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

The biggest crime is still that the line is not "I didn't mean to call you FAT". Wasted opportunity

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

That's my left tackle! #Texans

[Rachael Van Oranje @GamedayOhJ]

Happy draft day, America!

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

@Topher2point0 We appeared. Contender is a little bit of a stretch. 3 wild card exits. 3 divisional exits. And in case you weren't a true fan and watched them. Our best shot ended in a 51-31 ass whooping. Try again, sir

[Bernardo Casanova @ca5anova]

We suck... but sucking makes us better?!? Been waiting 21 years dawg, shut up with this nonsense. #Texans

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

Forward.