Elena Merrell, Elder Millenial

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[Elena Merrell, Elder Millenial @_itslanestho]

@ca5anova Gross.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was sobbing uncontrollably at the thought of having to plan, purchase, and prepare my meals every day until I die.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

my wife: can you get me a glass of water
me, just watched the bear: YES CHEF ONE WATER ALL DAY
my wife: you don’t have to-
me: CORNER

[Elena Merrell, Elder Millenial @_itslanestho]

@HotApplePieMan @UberFacts I was like, oh no, not Jonathan too. 😂😂😂 It’s fine, I’m fine, we’re all fine. Everything is not a burning dumpster fire around us.

[Elena Merrell, Elder Millenial @_itslanestho]

@HotApplePieMan @UberFacts I almost came to fight you just now bc I didn’t read the first tweet. SMH.

[Elena Merrell, Elder Millenial @_itslanestho]

Let’s see where that space debris lands before I decide if I need to do this laundry.

[Elena Merrell, Elder Millenial @_itslanestho]

@DJcalligraphy @apolloslater This wasn’t once in a lifetime. We had this problem 10 years ago, and Texas was told they needed to implement changes to avoid exactly what happened. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Elena Merrell, Elder Millenial @_itslanestho]

@YoungEscobar_ Ew

[Elena Merrell, Elder Millenial @_itslanestho]

Guys idk how to tell you this but the cost of living and price of goods is gonna go up whether they increase minimum wage or not 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Elena Merrell, Elder Millenial @_itslanestho]

Maybe if we start paying kids at McDonalds $15/hr that shake machine won’t be broke so often 👀🤷🏻‍♀️

[Elena Merrell, Elder Millenial @_itslanestho]

@yeahrightgirlhg If Taco Bell can afford to pay their GM’s 100k/yr they can afford to pay their employees $15/hr.

[Elena Merrell, Elder Millenial @_itslanestho]

@UPREWT @iBiteiStrike Instead of holding McDonalds employees down, shouldn’t you be focusing on pushing your employers to pay you an appropriate salary for your skill and experience? You’re fighting for crumbs instead of focusing on the real problem. It’s not their fault you’re own boss is robbing you