Pallet Town Albion ⭐️

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[Anakin Skywanker @justpearthings]

Dick too fat doctor had me taking girth control pills

[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

🚨BREAKING🚨

Israel has launched OPERATION MOSSAD MILKERS — using cutting-edge Project Bluebeam tech to beam a gigantic holographic Abigail Shapiro floating over Tehran, chest-first, in a last-ditch effort to demoralize the Iranian population.

It’s not working. Early reports indicate the giant glowing figure is mainly causing mass confusion and power outages across the city. Psychological warfare has never been this expensive… or this awkward.

Early reports suggest this was Ben Shapiros idea. This is not yet confirmed.

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@wy4bt

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@Arsenal It’s shit like this that have the world laughing at us

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

BOSHHHH

@Johnfis08605918 has set a NEW Guinness World Records title for the most takeaway dishes memorised in 30 seconds 💪

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@TST7v7 Ref stole that game with the early red card

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

He’s going to the post office. Add 10 people in line who have never mailed anything in their entire life

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@mohbii @Reuters Maybe you should see the posts before saying this…

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@BWWings The manager at the BWW near me is enriching uranium in the walk in freezer

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@FabrizioRomano Why’s he have negative chin

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@FootyHumour All that because he told him to take a shower

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@SportScran @FootyScran @AZCardinals

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@FootyScran @officialgtfc @CooksCooky Imagine downing one of these and then watching your club down Manchester United

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You secretly wish misfortune on your ex. I found out she lives near a Google data center so I have Gemini counting to a trillion to waste all of her groundwater. We are not the same

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@FabrizioRomano @SJohnsonSport

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@Reuters I’ll save everyone the click - it’s me. I am Banksy

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@MLShater Wondo over Altidore is an all time stinker

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@FootyScran @RotherhamUnited As a Texan used to high quality scran but discouraged by recent inflation. I would shell out for this in a heartbeat

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@USMNTTAKES Hoppe