Mum: *walks into room*
Me: *throws down phone and pretends to study*
Mum: How's your dissertation going? Nearly done?
Me: Haha, yeah. Nearly at 2000 words
*has actually written 5 words in the past hour*
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ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.
Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.