jenny.

Clear eyes, full hearts.

[em @emilyagain]

Nathan Fielder is indica
Tim Robinson is sativa

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

you're mad at me for not texting back and I've literally been swallowed whole by a whale. I only get service when it comes up for air and even then it's marginal

[jenny. @jennydumpling]

@Gavin_McInnes He is actually wheelchair dependent.

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[jenny. @jennydumpling]

@98armstead @LagunaBiotchIG It actually happens all the time…

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

If that addict on your street were your own son, what would you do? That is the defining question that guides my 5 step plan to fix the homelessness problem in LA. We *must* end this evil racket of corrupt politicians and NGOs who profit off the misery of these poor souls. They launder money and feed them more drugs, so they can keep their customers locked in this hell on our streets. We have a moral obligation from God to help them and make our city safe and clean for everyone. Karen Bass and Nithya Raman have forsaken this city. Time for real leadership. Time for real compassion.

[jenny. @jennydumpling]

@JohnTeufelNYC Pilots too. I feel for all of them.

[jenny. @jennydumpling]

@realnessofbravo 🎢

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple $9.99. Subscriptions. Subscription. Overdraft. Laundry. Fold. Text. Text. Text. Clean the house. “I haven’t seen you in a while.” Doctors appoinment. Hair appoinment. Nail appointment. RENT. WAR! GOVERNMENT! POLITICS! THE PRESIDENT!!

[jenny. @jennydumpling]

@oatposting Is this what the facade looks like IRL? I googled the restaurant and it looks so different and the street doesn’t have cobblestones but this is so cute?

[jenny. @jennydumpling]

@GAFollowers Free her

[user @user84829272]

Basic Costco members should not be allowed to look Executive Members in the eyes

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

Jeffrey Epstein be like “hey let’s take a picture”

[BEJALVIN @bejalvin]

Taco Bell be like damn this shit is delicious take it off the menu

[julia @juumelo_]

“omg you remembered” yes I have a file on you and I am criminally insane

[jenny. @jennydumpling]

@nicole07133 I got one from her once and she was so drunk. Lmao I got my money back

[mark normand @marknorm]

It’s harder to get deodorant at cvs

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

no one talks about the personality shift as you get older. where you no longer want to be impressive, you want to be rested. you want to be regulated and completely unavailable to anything that drains you

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

i used to draw tf outta that sun in the corner of the paper when i was a kid.