Jenny WD-40

Mostly drunken rantings and retweets

[Many A True Nerd @ManyATrueNerd]

Grab your popcorn and a boost pack - it's time for a first little look at a certain highly anticipated sci-fi game.

https://t.co/kGl0EBiYWz

[Tice Cin @ticecin]

Can anybody help me with getting press involved please? I'll write anything. We need him home. We need our friend home.

Gboyega Odubanjo. Missing since Friday night/Saturday am. Last seen 4am on Saturday 26th August.

We were only just dancing together at my dj set.

[Jenny WD-40 @jennyelope]

@buynowtls6 @wee_g_man @virginmedia Same!

[Sarah ♿️ @fromsarahlex]

I need a reliable wheelchair. I need to be able to go out without anxiety and fear that mine will breakdown or tip me out. I need and deserve independence 👩🏻‍🦼

Can you help? Please donate or RT https://t.co/89giVUZDd3 #MutualAidRequest #NEISVoid #FridayVibes

[Martin Lewis @MartinSLewis]

Pls share to stop confusion.

THERE IS NO £2,500 CAP ON ENERGY BILLS.

Instead the new 1 Oct guarantee, like the old caps, limits
- Daily charge (28p gas, 46p elec)
- & Unit rates (10p/kWh gas, 34p/kWh elec)

So use more, pay more. £2,500 is just what someone with avg use'd pay

[Jenny WD-40 @jennyelope]

@TrussLiz we demand that the UK Government urgently recommits to tackling period poverty and inequality.

Will you agree to recommit the pledged £250,000 to tackle period poverty for ALL? 🩸🩸🩸

#PayingForAPeriod

[Jenny WD-40 @jennyelope]

@LewMarkham I hate it here

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

If I'd not seen it in films so much the "ambushed by a cake" thing would be ridiculous.

[𝔇, Hunter of the Dead 🌙✨ @dekubrush]

Quotes from "Garth Marenghi's Darkplace" look like authentic, introspective thoughts when set to images of David Lynch.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

Remember how a while back I said that I went to a Michelin starred restaurant and it was one of the most singularly awful meals of my life?

I finally sat down and wrote about the whole fiasco.

https://t.co/7edAjXIiKx

[dan barker @danbarker]

The TGI Fridays that Charles Dickens worked in as a boy has sadly closed down.

[𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 @papasombra]

Off for a piss in Wetherspoons https://t.co/HLBL57Yh1Z

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

C. S. Lewis = Clive Staples Lewis
J. R. R. Tolkien = John Rymans Rymans Tolkien

[Alex Sobel MP for Leeds Central and Headingley @alexsobel]

I’ve just been to see Richard Ratcliffe who is on his 2nd hunger strike to try and #FreeNazanin who has been imprisoned now for 5 and a half years.

Liz Truss you need to redouble your efforts to get Nazanin home. You can see him from your office in @FCDOGovUK now its time to act

[Reclaim These Streets @ReclaimTS]

On Friday night, we will join Sabina Nessa’s community in solidarity against violence against women and to acknowledge her life. Join us in Peglar Square at 7pm. If you can't join in person, please light a candle at 7pm on your doorstep.

RT and share. Say her name. #SabinaNessa

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

Yeah I #MetGala the other day actually. She said her love has got no money- he’s got his strong beliefs.

[Vithushan Ehantharajah @Vitu_E]

The ECB have confirmed that the 5th Test between England and India, due to begin today in Manchester, has been CANCELLED #EngvInd

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

"In the '90s I had two facial expressions: one in case I met Hanson, and one in case I met Evan Dando..."

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

Every episode of Generic Animated Sitcom™

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Florence Nightingale owned over sixty cats in her lifetime including Big Pussie and Mrs Tit.