Options when not thanked for opening the door for someone:
1. Mutter “You’re welcome”
2. Shout “YOU’RE WELCOME”
3. Say “Don’t mention it”
4. Say nothing, but menacingly
5. Follow them with your eyes until they disappear from view
6. Remain at the door in furious silence for days
*girls in the bathroom at the bar*
omg you’re gorgeous, here use my makeup, screw your ex you’re so much better than him, add me on snap, ily5ever
*Girls outside of the bathroom*
if you bump into me one more time I’m going to fight u