Jenny Johnson

Crazy chick with too much time on her hands. Twisted sense of humor(?)
Add me and I will add you back.

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

Merry Christmas to everyone :)

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

Screaming "I HAVE NO CLOTHES" at your overflowing wardrobe...

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

Fake friends. Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

In a Grammar class : Teacher:- "HE does not like girls" What is 'He' in this sentence. . ?? . . . . . Student :- Gay. . . . !!

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

Admit your weakness, God will add strength. The Lord doesn't like arrogance but he will empower the humble.

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The great thing to remember is that though our feelings come and go, God's love for us does not.

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Oh, you're dating my ex? That's cool, I'm eating a sandwich, you want those left overs too, bitch?

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet.

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

If your friends aren't making fun of you, they're not really your friends

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

If you have to think about whether you love someone or not then the answer is no. When you love someone you just know.

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

"guys be quiet I'm calling my mom!" person in background: "PASS THE WEED!"

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

Some guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, I gave him a glass of water.

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

If twin females marry twin males, and they both have a child, will both children look the exact same? MIND = BLOWN

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

Missing someone is about that very moment when you're doing something and wishing they were right there with you.

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

If a guy can’t handle you in sweat pants, he sure as hell doesn’t deserve you in a wedding dress.

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

Saying "we can still be friends" after a breakup, is like saying "hey the dog died but we can still keep it."

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

The corner of my bathtub is also referred to as "The Shampoo Bottle Graveyard."

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

Oh, so you were born in 1999? Please keep telling about how much you miss the 90s.

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

I think I just need a shirt that says "Hi!" I'm awkward!" So that people know what they're getting themselves into before talking to me.

[Jenny Johnson @jennyj1992]

When people don't laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they're not up to my level of comedy.