Jenny Joy

Happy for no reason

[Jenny Joy @jennymustbe]

@DTDCIndia
Have been trying to get official clarification to what happened to a parcel since the last 7 months. Now they finally come back saying that they don't keep records after 6 months ! How Bizarre ! Legal options being explored.

[Jenny Joy @jennymustbe]

Eric Barker always quotes the quoteworthy quotes. And I like to quote Eric quoting one such quote.

[Eric Barker @bakadesuyo]

It is double the pleasure to deceive the deceiver. — Jean de la Fontaine

[Jenny Joy @jennymustbe]

#SurenderModi

8 reasons why Narender becomes a Surender.

https://t.co/o7z53VrKIt

[Jenny Joy @jennymustbe]

@ANI Yes. Then we should throw the Chinese food from top of the terrace, stomp on it and raise the slogan- "Chinese Food Go Back!" It will be wonderful if we all did it 9 pm tonight while lighting diyas and banging thaalis.

[Jenny Joy @jennymustbe]

@sojishnair Absolutely wonderful session about the new normal.

[Jenny Joy @jennymustbe]

@SharjeelUsmani Every time I see the bottom dweller Congressi embracing their Sanghi brethren, I see that the BJP was not able to buyout the whole Congress party. You don't see that happening in the AAP or AIADMK. You should be more worried when the defections stop. That would be bad sign.

[Jenny Joy @jennymustbe]

Wow. What a story.

[meghnad (Nerds ka Parivaar) @Memeghnad]

Storytime!

This young person who works in an company had to submit a report to his boss. He worked hard, day and night for a week, prepared the report and submitted it to his boss.

1/n

[Chetan Bhagat @chetan_bhagat]

We wrecked our economy. Because:

1. We cared about putting Pakistan down more
2. We cared about being one up on Muslims more
3. We worship vs holding governments accountable
4. Outdated economics
5. We feel all suffering is God given
6. We troll this reality check tweet too

[Jenny Joy @jennymustbe]

This is not us

[Jignesh Mevani @jigneshmevani80]

Bloody what the hell is going on? Gunawant Makwana, a 70 year old Covid-19 patient was admitted at Ahmedabad Civil Hospital on 10th May and now his body is found on the street! Yes, bloody on the street! Mr. Rupani take moral responsibility and step down. This is just criminal.

[Jenny Joy @jennymustbe]

Classic textbook

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

If you’re a thief, accuse your enemies of thievery. If corrupt, accuse your rivals of corruption. If a coward, accuse others of cowardice. Evidence is irrelevant; the goal is to dilute the truth and the case against you with “everyone does it”.

[Jenny Joy @jennymustbe]

Samsung Galaxy S20 Plus international giveaway @androidauth #giveaway https://t.co/aQf3NqPHGa

[Unbox Therapy @UnboxTherapy]

Retweet this tweet for your chance to win this $5000 luxury phone. Good luck!

[Jenny Joy @jennymustbe]

@raghavprayag @nilanjanaroy @DalrympleWill @RahulGandhi Hatred

[Jenny Joy @jennymustbe]

Proud to have Loquacious Leader like ours. No other world leader ever comes close. Take a bow.

#MannKiBat

[PMO India @PMOIndia]

Greetings on #AkshayaTritiya. #MannKiBaat

[Jenny Joy @jennymustbe]

Massive almost 7 inch vfm smartphone reviewed by @UnboxTherapy . Wonderful review. Short. Crisp. Insightful. Retweet this to win this monster smartphone.

[Unbox Therapy @UnboxTherapy]

Here it is. Just retweet this tweet and make sure you're following @UnboxTherapy for your chance to win one of these Infinix Note 7s. Good luck!

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

Schrödinger's Plates:

The plates are both broken and not broken until you open the door.

[Jenny Joy @jennymustbe]

Good idea. I wonder if #PMcares can also get some money out of it.

[स्वामी रामदेव @yogrishiramdev]

काला धन वा��स आने पर एक एक गाँव को विकास के लिए २०० करोड़ रूपए मिलेंगे, तो हमारा एक एक गाँव ब्रिटेन और अमेरिका से ज्यादा बेहतर होगा

[vir sanghvi @virsanghvi]

On February 12. Was he wrong?
Draw your own conclusions.