Jennifer Heiter

English teacher, mother, believer, reader, forgiver, lunatic, food Nazi, student...not necessarily in that order.

[Jennifer Heiter @jennyreader9]

Last week bacon in the pocket of his shorts. Yup. No ziploc or napkin. Yesterday, a plastic container of mud and worms in his lunchbox. #lifewithlincoln

[Jennifer Heiter @jennyreader9]

#Southbendcubs

[Tom Whitby @tomwhitby]

This mug should be placed in Christmas stockings of educators across America. #Edchat

[Jennifer Heiter @jennyreader9]

I just saw a recent photo of Bill Gates. He has liver spots and looks like Woody Allen's long-lost twin. What the heck?!?

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

I feel like I'm watching America's funeral. #debate

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

When Trump says it's just "locker room talk," he's defending the very culture that normalizes sexual assaults on women.

[Jennifer Heiter @jennyreader9]

Trump: stop sniffing into the mic!

[Jennifer Heiter @jennyreader9]

The polls. All of them

[Jennifer Heiter @jennyreader9]

Weird that Prince was found in his elevator. I guess he punched a higher floor. So bummed.

[Jennifer Heiter @jennyreader9]

I woke up this AM wondering if I watched Downton Abbey or The Love Boat last night.

[Jennifer Heiter @jennyreader9]

My first crown. Apparently it takes $800 of dental work to declare, "I'm OLD!"

[Jennifer Heiter @jennyreader9]

Lady Gaga sang the red white and blue out of that! And love the platforms.#SuperBowl

[Jennifer Heiter @jennyreader9]

Are they booing Tom Brady?

[Jennifer Heiter @jennyreader9]

Cutest toothless Irish fan! #irishvision

[Jennifer Heiter @jennyreader9]

I'm getting so old, I'm going to buy a selfie stick just so I can read my cell phone.

[Jennifer Heiter @jennyreader9]

Why I can't sleep at night...Donald Trump winning and redesigning the White House china. Eating salad on a glossy pic of that hair.

[Jennifer Heiter @jennyreader9]

Why I can't sleep at night...Donald Trump winning and redecorating the White House.

[Donalyn Miller @donalynbooks]

#ILA15 "Every kid I know that has a book in their hands they find irresistible--will find time to read it." @pennykittle

[Jennifer Heiter @jennyreader9]

Southern Californian golfers looked up in the sky yesterday and cried, "Fore(d)!"

[Jennifer Heiter @jennyreader9]

Yesssss. SNL parodied the dumbest commercials EVER: the Lincoln Matthew McConaughey one. Hysterical. #snl