Teresa Church

Pay attention to the people that help you when you're low, so you know who to ignore when you're at your high.

[Teresa Church @JennySoni2]

Twitter is a good excuse to talk to your self without looking stupid.

[Teresa Church @JennySoni2]

Saying "nevermind" because you're too lazy to repeat yourself.

[Shellie Tarver @kiritmayo2]

My Boss asked me to start the Presentation with a Joke; I attached my Salary Payslip on the 1st Slide.

[Suzanne Fowler @DeanaStang]

This is the cause of many arguments http://t.co/jJ0y0R3DQM

[William Nicholson @AnjumTritt]

why didnt i have this

[Carla Blasingame @MarylouMaudean]

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in? That's God, playing The Sims, canceling your action.