Sue Lamar

Be strong when things fall apart.

[Sue Lamar @AdaHoke2]

"You are what you eat." Thats funny, I don't remember eating a legend lately.

[Sue Lamar @AdaHoke2]

I saw a man at the beach yelling. "Help, shark! Help!" I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.

[Sue Lamar @AdaHoke2]

Please do not steal, the IRS hates competition.

[Sue Lamar @AdaHoke2]

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

[Katherine Wood @exavierslayton]

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'

[Sue Lamar @AdaHoke2]

We all know a slut named Brittany.

[Sue Lamar @AdaHoke2]

I read that pigs only sleep on their right side. Which finally explains why I can never get your mom to roll over.

[Sue Lamar @AdaHoke2]

Common sense is like deodorant... The people who need it most never use it.