Jenny

RADA grad, occasional sewing blogger, former runner and slob
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[Jenny @jennystitched]

@SY_Supertram Is this service actually running? Been waiting for over 30 minutes

[Jenny @jennystitched]

Where did they find this photo of me

[wizzy (make it all back arc) @wizzyknows]

rage *from afar*

[Jenny @jennystitched]

Apparently I have girl bossed too hard at work and now I have to be ✨responsible✨ for stuff coming from the literal government

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN!

NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN!

TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA!

STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH!

ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

[Helen Saxby @helensaxby11]

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them.
Women are afraid that men will douse them with petrol & burn them alive or drug them till they're unconscious & invite strangers round to repeatedly rape them.

[Jenny @jennystitched]

@SarahSpratley1 Thank you!!

[daniel @itmedg]

the saddest thing about the transition from primary school disco to going out clubbing is the loss of the tuck shop

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

GALADRIEL: this is my magic washbasin and if you look into it you can see what sort of is, what kind of was and what might be maybe

FRODO: this seems less useful than you are making out

GALADRIEL: 🅂🄸🄻🄴🄽🄲🄴, 🅃🅆🄸🄽🄺

[Jenny @jennystitched]

@jasontravelblog That's so pass agg for an app 🤣

[The Magic Mod @TaylorMod]

Alarm goes off 7.55am on Tuesday

Me.

#oasisreunion #oasis

[em 🍿✨ @sugarspunemily]

the UK if oasis reunite:

[Jenny @jennystitched]

Can tell I'm a bit stressed, had half a glass of wine and then sobbed at an episode of Grey's Anatomy

[Jenny @jennystitched]

Oh GOOD another thing to be insecure about

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Remember that there are elements of your personality you are totally unaware of that are immediately apparent to any stranger within five minutes of meeting you

[The Comedy Doctor @comedy_doc]

These Olympic skateboarders keep getting praised for their "backside air" whereas I only ever get scolded for mine. One rule for Olympic athletes and another for us.

[Jenny @jennystitched]

As an adult, a surefire sign of upcoming annual leave is getting sick just before it, being unwell the entire time and then feeling miraculously better by the Sunday before you go back to work