Jen Pascoe

Cheese lover and proud member of the grammar police. All views are my own.

[Jon Osterland @jonosterland]

“Now show Eddie Jones again” #WALvAUS #WAL

[Jen Pascoe @JenPascoe]

@AlexFerentinos7 @LoveToUkraine @JedFrones @daz_75 @Kennamanga @NoContextBrits Times like this I’m actually proud to be British

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

British people currently preparing themselves to not believe how dark it is later.

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

Always thought there was a time and a place for bagpipes. But by god that was the time and the place. Incredible.

[Pádraig Belton @PadraigBelton]

British woman Liz Trussell, who tweets as @LizTruss, has been spending the morning replying to world leaders and it's possibly the best thing in the history of the internet.

[Jen Pascoe @JenPascoe]

@Poundey15 You haven’t got a cat…

[Jen Pascoe @JenPascoe]

@eastmanruth1 @miriamsoprano apparently x

[Jen Pascoe @JenPascoe]

@McDonaldsUK @AlexFrew1988

[Jen Pascoe @JenPascoe]

No reply eh? Interesting... @McDonaldsUK

[Jen Pascoe @JenPascoe]

Hi @McDonaldsUK. One whole month ago you little scamps snuck me a normal quarter pounder in a double quarter pounder box. I’ve been in contact with your CS team but had no resolution. Can you help? #McBandits

[Jen Pascoe @JenPascoe]

@mrsjacko85 Hell of a speech! 🙌🏼

[Jen Pascoe @JenPascoe]

Would give my left arm to be lugging my case between the hotel and the terminal at Heathrow right now. 😭

[Jen Pascoe @JenPascoe]

Can confirm 2/2 is very disappointing 😂👀

[Clare Balding 💙 @clarebalding]

1/2 An email from our neighbour Clive at 7.45pm: ‘what is the strange noise coming through the wall? Have you got a new machine that makes a humming noise? Are you OK? We’re worried about you’.

[Jen Pascoe @JenPascoe]

@McDonaldsUK @AlexFrew1988 seen this?!?! Just when we all thought things couldn’t get any worse....

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Two-word love stories:

Cancelled plans
Apple crumble
Half day
Chocolate orange
Empty carriage
Staying in
Free bar
Golden retriever
Jacket potato
Beer garden
New socks
Early night
Cheese board
Bank holiday
Pancake day
Lie in
Home time
Ice lolly
Large chips
Water slide
Hot tea

[Jen Pascoe @JenPascoe]

Croatian customer: so, why is no one in the UK a fan of Boris as PM?

Me: hold my wine.

#1 Boris clip of all time incoming...gets better every time.

https://t.co/g3G6ddeEJj

[Jen Pascoe @JenPascoe]

@Poundey15 Please tell me based on the results of this poll you had one of each Gavlaaaar?!

[Charlie Haynes @charliehtweets]

I guess we will just never solve the mystery of who stole the cookie...🤷‍♂️
https://t.co/jk3BkM0KP9

[Jen Pascoe @JenPascoe]

@mrsjacko85 Is he smiling or is that wind?! 😂