British woman Liz Trussell, who tweets as @LizTruss, has been spending the morning replying to world leaders and it's possibly the best thing in the history of the internet.
Hi @McDonaldsUK. One whole month ago you little scamps snuck me a normal quarter pounder in a double quarter pounder box. I’ve been in contact with your CS team but had no resolution. Can you help? #McBandits
1/2 An email from our neighbour Clive at 7.45pm: ‘what is the strange noise coming through the wall? Have you got a new machine that makes a humming noise? Are you OK? We’re worried about you’.
Two-word love stories:
Cancelled plans
Apple crumble
Half day
Chocolate orange
Empty carriage
Staying in
Free bar
Golden retriever
Jacket potato
Beer garden
New socks
Early night
Cheese board
Bank holiday
Pancake day
Lie in
Home time
Ice lolly
Large chips
Water slide
Hot tea
Croatian customer: so, why is no one in the UK a fan of Boris as PM?
Me: hold my wine.
#1 Boris clip of all time incoming...gets better every time.
https://t.co/g3G6ddeEJj