Beatrix Squirrel

[Beatrix Squirrel @jenphalian]

@worstyouknow lore indicates that proximity to such soaring is a natural means of gaining American Patriot Power

[Beatrix Squirrel @jenphalian]

@worstyouknow "I see the twine between your thumbtacks" shall be the new "I'm picking up what you're putting down"

[Beatrix Squirrel @jenphalian]

Raspberry cheesecake and a pomegranate martini. Gourmet dessert that I can eat on my lap in the room while binging Disney witch shows 😊💜

[Beatrix Squirrel @jenphalian]

I was awake hella early and on impulse, checked for reserved umbrella loungers at the waterpark. One was available and now it is mine! I didn't tell Jimmy so it will be a surprise. :)

[Beatrix Squirrel @jenphalian]

This is our first stay at Riviera and I love it. Primo Piatto, the QS, has great sandwiches. Probably going there again tonight. Our 1BR villa is a cool, comfortable haven. The view is beautiful and I like that the balcony is only across half the suite. More floor space.

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So we are on a big group chat with lots of fellow cruisers. We share important information with each other like this 😊

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Of course I just got a message "encouraging" me to "engage more with my timeline". So they know I'm "human". I guess new accounts default to being shadow-banned? I miss 2007 twitter.

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So since nobody follows me here yet, I am free to burble about disney trip crap to my heart's content! #mwahahaha

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@StevenBrust hey I returned to twitter

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It really is still a shit show on the ol hellsite, huh.

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I came back