Jen of All Trades

Bookseller, artist, cat person. I read spoilers.

[Jen of All Trades @jenrichter9]

@scampneoroxy I like "digital native", but I think of it as native like a language you learn from birth, not geographic native. I havent heard "digital immigrant". If there needs to be an opposite, it would be whatever you call someone who learns a language later in life.

[Jen of All Trades @jenrichter9]

@bliss_street This is the vibe

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

this looks like a list of hobbies for some of you

[Jen of All Trades @jenrichter9]

Someone must IMMEDIATELY set this building on fire, we need to know what this sounds like

[charlie t @rhymeswithvocal]

sorry it’s a WHAT

[Jen of All Trades @jenrichter9]

@lexiatwork This would genuinely be so helpful

[Jen of All Trades @jenrichter9]

@mermaidxsarah Then it gets optioned and you have to convert it to AU, just frantically ret-conning it to, like, wet-suits "Uhhh, okay now it's... divers, in love????"

[Jen of All Trades @jenrichter9]

@jchristie I think the best solution is to ship Harper returns in Very Obviously Penguin boxes, to silently imply that you'd use theirs if they weren't so incredibly effin' stupid

[Jen of All Trades @jenrichter9]

@RaxKingIsDead Not terrible food, but the resort we stayed at had grab and go food in lil boxes, and the labels werent spelled right, so we still sometimes order "CHEESECAK" for dessert

[Alabama Reflector bsky: @alreflector.bsky.com @ALReflector]

Alabama has the fifth-highest rate of firearm deaths in the nation and the third-highest homicide rate. Editor @lyman_brian writes that we've allowed a small group of paranoid people to shape a world where guns are inescapable. https://t.co/zw0pdccFYo #alpolitics

[Jen of All Trades @jenrichter9]

@megpyre Worked in libraries as a teen, then art materials retail in my 20s- saw an indie bookstore opening down the street and said "Hey that's a Venn diagram with me in the middle" and now it's 8 years later and I'm still here. I need an Ephemera Gremlin shirt...

[Keith Boykin @keithboykin]

A pregnant Anya Cook went to a hospital experiencing a pre-viability rupture, but because of Florida’s abortion law, the hospital would not treat her. She ended up having a miscarriage in the bathroom of a hair salon, losing half the blood in her body.

https://t.co/Au5lZspfXo

[Jen of All Trades @jenrichter9]

Date Joe Alwyn

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

Pete Davidson has the option to do the funniest thing possible

[Jen of All Trades @jenrichter9]

@RaxKingIsDead Yeah, I feel like mugs aren't for buying at all- they just... show up. They are acquired. They're free, they're gifts. I have like 20 mugs and I've purchased 0% of them.

[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

STUDY: Drivers of bigger vehicles such as pickup trucks & SUVs are more likely to hit & kill pedestrians than drivers of cars. Pedestrian deaths on US roads are up 59% since 2009, according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. @USAToday
https://t.co/yV55sekekO

[Jen of All Trades @jenrichter9]

Have you ever, in your life, met any woman who was *allowed* (by society, family, partners, whatever) to just not know how to do laundry?

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

Don't worry, darling: not one of the male Daily Wire hosts even knows how to do his own laundry.

[Jen of All Trades @jenrichter9]

My art history degree be like:

[sam dillman @dillmania3]

@meakoopa

[Jen of All Trades @jenrichter9]

@bananafitz Oh yes, great hack for getting way more books and also for going straight to the front of the line to Hell

[Jen of All Trades @jenrichter9]

To me, performing music is like sex- whatever you're into is fine if it's private and there's enthusiastic consent from all participants, but if you do it randomly in public when no one asked you to, you should go to jail. And maybe on a list.