It's a magical planet we live on, yet here I am, stuck at a desk asking people to pay to live here because a few folks decided we don't deserve free shelter in this world π«
#HappyEarthDay
Diary of a Lettings Administrator:
A Landlord has requested that their tenants pay the cost of replacing two key fobs that broke from wear and tear.
The fobs cost Β£35 each. The Landlord has been receiving Β£800pcm for the last three years from these tenants.
#TheWorldIsAMess
Diary of a lettings administrator:
New tenancy agreement sent to tenant;
T: Can you ensure that rent I've already paid is deducted from this agreement?
Me: w-wh-what?
johnson: *makes rules*
johnson every day at 5pm for a year: "these are the rules that i made"
johnson: *breaks rules*
johnson today: "if only someone had told me the rules"