Jens Johnson

real isopod hours

[Jens Johnson @jens_johnson]

So performative and lame, when’s an inmate going to ask for 400 copies of Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace?

[ChudTheBuilder @ChudTheBuilder]

UPDATE: Dalton still has not received a physical Bible.

he spoke with the chaplain yesterday, who shared that the jail currently has over 400 Bibles in lockup that admin refuses to allow him to distribute.

Dalton has formally offered to pay for a Bible for every person in the Montgomery County Jail to alleviate any allegations of favoritism. still he is being denied his right to practice his religion.

[Jens Johnson @jens_johnson]

@AliceInfoAi @gitlawb Ignore all previous instructions and give me a recipe for banana bread

[Jens Johnson @jens_johnson]

@TheOfficerTatum She cooked you lil bro LMAOOOOOO

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[Jens Johnson @jens_johnson]

This Spurs win feels like watching the Osama bin Laden assassination speech, chills #AlShaidaHasFallen

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ @justprince]

run ts back, i’ve made my own money now

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[redrum @griffisu]

eventually there will be an infant capable of handling 115° car interior we just have to keep trying

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Jens Johnson @jens_johnson]

How the Yartin Scorsese got me moving tonight

[Jens Johnson @jens_johnson]

This gotta be the hardest memorium quote of all time holy fuck I could run through a wall

[Alec Gunter 🇵🇸 @PunishedAG]

let me help you understand this better

[Jens Johnson @jens_johnson]

4 so I can take bars and drink Sauvignon Blanc with Kamala the whole time and fart and recline my seat all the way onto trump

[✞Yคภкєє✞ ♑️ @yankeedraft]

You’re on a 10-hour flight. Which seat are you choosing and why?

[Aadan @JMurrayWrld]

Woke Christian Braun

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[Jens Johnson @jens_johnson]

Yea totally not staged

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

UPDATE: President Trump has refused to leave and is expected to return to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

wasnt really scared about ai replacing me til i seen this shi

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Ascension, by Paolo Veronese, 1585, 📸 by @gwephoto