Jenni(fer) Schmitt

Wife❤️|Mama👶🏻|Wine Lover 🍷|Caffeine Enthusiast ☕️|Fluent in Sarcasm😎|

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@soran0312_ 16

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@realmatt_re It’s 2026 my guy, you’re not going to know if someone pays with food stamps unless you’re right up in their business from the get go

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Me: You got a wedgie babe?

5yr old picking at her seat: No, my underwear is just going through my booty.

Congratulations, you just learned what a wedgie is.

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@CrumblCookies 🌈🍀 always down for Crumbl

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@palomonat @quirinoabby I think your level of intensity toward anything is just what Tiktok needs

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@SheriBerryBoo Cheers 🥂

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@NFLonCBS 1. Sneezy
2. Grumpy
3. Sleepy
4. Happy
5. Doc
6. Dopey
7. Bashful

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Remember in the Bible when Jesus gave all the people weapons, taught children to live in fear, and punished women in their most vulnerable hour?
Me either.

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The Chiefs won a Super Bowl and ushered in a pandemic.
I was truly hoping for them to win again this year so we could finally end it.

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My 4 year old has adapted an exasperated sigh and an overuse of the word “whatever.”
…like I know where she learned it, but I’m definitely not a fan

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Can we stop asking what Mary knows? Mary knew. Better than anyone, Mary knew.

[First Things First @FTFonFS1]

"The Chiefs put everyone on notice, aside from @kevinwildes. ... The Chiefs are clearly the AFC favorites. They overcame a rocky start, the toughest schedule in the entire league & they sit tied for 1st in the AFC & will be 1st by themselves in less than 5 days." — @getnickwright

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@palomonat Download the Libby app and check out ebooks and audiobooks online!

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@ArrowheadAddict Maybe if I keep staring like this dad won’t realize I don’t even like football.

[Mikey Burgess @coachsixstring]

The death that the children will encounter will be more traumatic than requiring them to wear a mask.

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@SheriBerryBoo No regerts

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There are 7 billion people on this planet. When are we going to stop letting the opinions of one of those people hold us back from being the person we want to become?

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@SheriBerryBoo Exactly.

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I can’t tell if I’m naturally more productive in the evening or if I just procrastinated all day long and now things NEED to be done...

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One of my favorite activities with my daughter is doing puzzles. And by doing puzzles I mean, she takes all of them apart and then leaves the room for me to sort through the mess.
It’s therapeutic.