Jennifer Schwartz

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

Why do people answer their phones and say "hey can't talk right now but I will call you back" isn't it implied that if they don't answer...?

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

@natzkeemily she cracks me up 😂

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

Sometimes I eat the crust first because I know I won't eat it at the end

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

#drunkgoogles

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

Just called my dad and his voicemail is "Carl" that's it... 😂😂

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

Can't believe I made it through this week... Now only one presentation and finals stand between me and that diploma 🏆💃🏼

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

Never knew I was such a stress-eater... Until now 😳

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

@Hochhalter34 @twitterlesscody?? Lol

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Life is fair because it is unfair to everyone

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

The parking situation at Barry leads me to believe a lot of students took a bison day today

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

@Hochhalter34 summer camping trip 2k16?

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

Wish we could turn back time, to syllabus day, when our professors lectured us to sleep but now we're stressed out 😖

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

If you don't talk about poop with your significant other are you really in love? 💩❣

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

The saddest thing to realize is that humans believe they are superior to all animals. We most certainly are not. 😡

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

Isn't it weird to think that every road in this country is connected? 😳

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

Forever wishing @cjake012 lived in Fargo 😔 we would be the best gym buddies

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

You can't say "Mac and cheese" without smiling 😁

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

Kinda sorta actually glad the weather sucks because it makes it a little easier to study

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

Managed to get Chick fil A, In and Out Burger, Cheesecake Factory, and Paradise bakery while in Arizona. My stomach is so happy 😊

[Jennifer Schwartz @jenschwartz12]

When one of your fav yogis is at the mountain you were at yesterday 😞😒 #soclose