Jensen Gressett🌻

texas tech university alum

[Jensen Gressett🌻 @jensenbellamy]

this was completely erased from my memory but i got an avatar themed cake for my 12th birthday and i’m very proud of my younger self lol. might have to do this again for year 24.

[Jensen Gressett🌻 @jensenbellamy]

thanks for the new music @NoahKahan this will be me for the next couple weeks

[Jensen Gressett🌻 @jensenbellamy]

this tweet is almost a year old but still true

[Jensen Gressett🌻 @jensenbellamy]

if 👏 you 👏 are 👏 emotionally 👏unavailable 👏please 👏stay 👏out👏 of 👏 relationships 👏

[Jensen Gressett🌻 @jensenbellamy]

gonna take miley’s advice this valentine’s day and buy myself flowers

[Jensen Gressett🌻 @jensenbellamy]

who knew a children’s cartoon about australian cattle dogs would have me, a 23 year old, in tears.

[Jensen Gressett🌻 @jensenbellamy]

@OKWildlifeDept i caught the gar in animal crossing does that impress you at all?

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@NEHumaneSociety @OKWildlifeDept gar gar binks

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same @ 14 year old me

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okay so donkey kong is an ape (has no tail). diddy kong is a monkey (has a tail). but they’re related. pls explain @NintendoAmerica

[Jensen Gressett🌻 @jensenbellamy]

i once recorded an entire episode of hannah montana on my flip phone when i was younger so i could watch it whenever i wanted. kids today will never know the struggle.

[Jensen Gressett🌻 @jensenbellamy]

@badsuns @bryceglenn12 florida 👉🏼👈🏼🥺

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quizlet costs money now so im very very very happy that i’ve already graduated college

[Jensen Gressett🌻 @jensenbellamy]

me: gets my paycheck from disney
also me: spends my paycheck on disney

[Jensen Gressett🌻 @jensenbellamy]

being a PR major means going on social media to look up something for an assignment, getting distracted and forgetting why you even went on social media in the first place (from the drafts)

[Jensen Gressett🌻 @jensenbellamy]

@fleetwood_mik precisely

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guys who ask for your snapchat: :(
guys who ask for your number: :)

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@fleetwood_mik yes more than the bone cracking. the only part i physically looked away was the chain part 😩

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sorry but Hopper sliding the chains off his ankles made me cringe more than anything else this season #StrangerThings

[Jensen Gressett🌻 @jensenbellamy]

in the depths of the drawers at my parents’ house, i still have it

[Jensen Gressett🌻 @jensenbellamy]

i know no one cares but i’m proud to say when i was 16 i bought anakin’s lightsaber at walmart just bc it had hayden christensen’s photo on the packaging and i had the photo on my dash for 2 years.

[Jensen Gressett🌻 @jensenbellamy]

my high school friends can attest to this i LOVED this man. glad he’s getting the recognition he deserves 🤧