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I teach pre-k and take naps.

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@hayreeey Mine got lodged in the uterine wall and had to be removed. How did they remove a foreign object from an organ? Grabbed it and YANKED until it came out. No meds, no discussion.

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Male monkeys with small testicles tend to scream the loudest

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@Cricketnation I would, but your dms are closed….

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Ever had customer service hang up on you? On purpose? Because you asked questions about cellular service? @Cricketnation

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@hayreeey I can send you a copy of my binder if you want! It’s how I’ve been tracking everything!

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@Agusia55377100 @angie_karan Did I say factory specifically? No. I’m saying even people who raise pigs for pets have to keep the mother from literally crushing (as well as eating) their piglets.

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@hayreeey Central Market (owned by H‑E‑B and carries all the same products, plus more boujee ones as well) is everywhere in Fort Worth! It’s where I shopped when I moved back until they built an H‑E‑B closer!

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@kayleighmcenany This is a loss for those who want a baby so bad and have to hear the words there is no heartbeat and for those who are trying so hard to get pregnant only to learn that there is no viable pregnancy and without an emergency operation, the mother will die. This is not a victory.

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@hayreeey Bedside tums, table tums, purse tums, work tums, tums I keep at my mom’s, car tums, husband’s truck tums….it never ends and I wish my body knew it was 26, not 86.

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@Cricketnation really lets their employees treat their customers like idiot. Spent 2 hours on the phone being belittled over something out of my control and told it was my personal phone settings when multiple customers are having issues and have been for a week now.

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Not being able to get an erection is God’s will. Getting medical assistance with this health condition is a sin. Taking medication to assist you or getting a procedure with this health condition is a sin and should not be covered by insurance nor should it be legal.

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My fiancé wants to start a music podcast focused on production

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

I want to push someone in the right direction. Make them take a risk. I ordered this podcast kit but I really don’t need it. Retweet this with why you want to start your own podcast and I will mail a lucky winner this Mic and Podcast kit. Let’s get your idea off the ground. Go!

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The moment someone in power tries to oppress one of many outspoken voices, is the moment we should be taking a stand. #SavetheBatt

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Texas A&M leadership orders The Battalion to stop printing weekly editions following abrupt ultimatum — join the university, or be stripped of resources, with only a day’s notice.

https://t.co/Dd1266JOG4

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annual first day of fall post

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