Jen

rants and ramblings

[Jen @jenuhfir]

And so it begins. Just shared my to go water with Alina and I watched backwash travel back down the straw 🫠

[Jen @jenuhfir]

Is Amazon testing out new features bc I don’t like not seeing the prices on items

[Jen @jenuhfir]

The world has stopped….bc husband has a cold. So I get to take care of two babies

[Jen @jenuhfir]

Welp there goes my good luck. I chopped up cilantro for dinner and jesse took the trash out to the bin. Might as well cut my nails too

[Jen @jenuhfir]

I had leftover Olive Garden pasta for lunch today. Does that count as eating noodles for longevity for LNY? 😆

[Jen @jenuhfir]

Me: 20 photos is way too many photos for a dang ig photo carousel.

Also me: wow 20 of my favorite photos of my little nugget is impossible

[Jen @jenuhfir]

Singles Inferno reminding me to use my sheet masks and step up my skincare lol

[Jen @jenuhfir]

I can’t believe I’m having to update my sock drawer bc most of my socks are no-show ankle socks

[Jen @jenuhfir]

Happy new year! But also if these fireworks wake up my toddler, I swear to jeebus I am going to start the new year off as a raging betch

[Jen @jenuhfir]

All right algorithm why am I getting out of state wedding venues in my feed? I’m not looking to get married…

[Jen @jenuhfir]

The worst part about lash extensions is the in-between period when they fall out and they start to look sparse and snaggletooth. Just wanna rip these outtt

[Jen @jenuhfir]

@elizabethbelsky She kinda reminds me of actress Kathryn Hahn!

[Jen @jenuhfir]

I need Alina’s eczema to clear up so the skin care reps can stop trying to pitch me when we go to costco lol

[Jen @jenuhfir]

Dang it. All these memes are making me sing Coldplay songs all day. Well played, Chris Martin. Haven’t uttered one of your songs since karaoke college days lol

[Jen @jenuhfir]

Nico you better not eff this up #NBADraft

[Jen @jenuhfir]

Can someone check on Will Smith? His new Pretty Girls video is so cringe

[Jen @jenuhfir]

Oh how I love when people use my kitchen and don’t put things back where they’re supposed to go. About to lose my damn mind

[Jen @jenuhfir]

Looks like I have to make my own butter for my child bc all the plant based butters contain ingredients she’s allergic to. Fantastic.

[Jen @jenuhfir]

Also just started Severance. This show better be good and not like “succession good”.

[Jen @jenuhfir]

MIL came over to help Jesse while I was out of town. Hope she didn’t see the almost empty store bought jar of kimchi in the fridge while her homemade kimchi remained untouched 😅