Jen Vaseleck

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[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

How in the year of our Lord 2021 did they find that many boomboxes??? #TheBacheloretteFinale

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

This shit could of (and should of) been 30 minutes. #TheBacheloretteFinale

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

I hope #TheBachelor producers know how much they royally fucked up by not picking Mike Johnson.

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

"So you know those stairs we just used to get up on this roof? Those are now lava and the only way we can get down is by repelling down the side of the building." #TheBachelor

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

NORMALIZE ENDING A SEASON OF #TheBachelor WITHOUT GETTING ENGAGED

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

Whoever flipped the calendars to March a week early in the Izzo house, you've done God's work and on behalf of a grateful fanbase...THANK YOU!!

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

We're 5 episodes in and I'm still in shock how we went from literally the best group of guys on Tayshia's season to the absolute worst group of girls on Matt's season.

Matt deserves better. We deserve better.

#TheBachelor

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

There's a really simple way to keep people from calling you toxic.

Don't be toxic.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

#TheBachelor

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

Justin Fields is out here with zero ribs in tact and is basically like let me throw these 50 yard bombs for TDs so we can get the fuck outta here. Unbelievable. #OSUvsClemson

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

My entire body hurts just looking at Justin Fields 😬 #OSUvsClemson

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

Normalize ending a Bachelor/Bachelorette season WITHOUT a proposal. Saying "we really care about each other, let's see how this goes out in the real world" is not going to make me stop watching.

#TheBachelorette

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

The #ChartThrob himself @SteveKornacki breaking down the NFL playoff picture on #SundayNightFootball is the crossover I didn't know I needed.

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

It's offensive that Noah and Bennett made it farther than Eazy. Like that defies logic. #TheBachelorette

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

God I love beating Duke 💚💚💚 #MSUvsDUKE

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

"Broke up" is pretty strong there, Chris. Even for you. $20 says she didn't even know half of their names. #TheBachelorette

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

You just admitted to Dale that you were in fact never "there and present". Hence the reason you gave yourself a group date rose. 🙄 #TheBachelorette

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

Chris Harrison's face is the literal struggle between "this chick is bat shit crazy vs. it'll be great TV". #TheBachelorette

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

Chris Harrison's face right now. I can't. #TheBachelorette

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

You're not having dinner cause you assholes NEVER 👏 EAT 👏 THE 👏 FOOD 👏 #TheBachelorette

[Jen Vaseleck @jenvaseleck]

So like was hitch hiking the primary mode of transportation in the 70s or what??

#TheBachelorette