jennifer

full time mom, part time nurse, avid reader, hopeless romantic

[emi @vxmpcore_]

men be like i know a spot and its bald

[jennifer @jenwilliams_]

Am I manic or did I just suddenly get the urge to text 20 people like a mad man today

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Hate how most of my problems are abstract or systematic I want to fight more of them with a sword

[ashlynn 🌷 @ashlynngarcia_]

Men are so hot I wish they weren’t horrible people

[dchunk @dchunk]

@factpostnews JD, grandpa and grandma are struggling to make ends meet. I've got a better idea, go fuck yourself.

[jennifer @jenwilliams_]

@thatsokunty @Romeosoho Severe skin infection that put her in the icu from being bare skin on the ground on the Hollywood stars side walk

[jennifer @jenwilliams_]

Once I get out of this postpartum slump it’s so over for you bitches

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

me bc i don’t wanna work but i need the money

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The older I get, the more I realise..
Happiness is quiet mornings, paid bills, a safe home, and people who don't stress you out.

[¥ @laylanaiim]

As a woman working in healthcare, here's some advice...
You better find a mf that love you fr fr.

[Lex🥰 @sheamourr]

Somebody said don't be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. Be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work.

And I couldn't agree more.

[jennifer @jenwilliams_]

Nothing like having a biological mother out there continuously swearing on your life while LYING 😭😭😭😭

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Neurodivergents will be like ‘I’m so tired’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

[jennifer @jenwilliams_]

“well travelled” but I just alternate Maui with Disney every other year

[jennifer @jenwilliams_]

@GuntherEagleman Yes they are bc one of them is our president!

[jennifer @jenwilliams_]

@JustTheTweets17 You got exactly what you voted for Trisha!

[jennifer @jenwilliams_]

@2002tacomasr5 On my last plane ride I had to help when some1 had a medical emergency and they barfed all over me!! So fun!!