Jen Woodring

Usually seen as a blur, running with scissors, covered in dog hair, smelling of bacon, dressed for crossfit.

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

discovered that 1 armed pancake making is a disaster #rotatorcuffrecovery

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

Unboxed my new @Logitech K800 today. Great QC, guys. #noescapingthisscrewup

[StillHappyToBeDEM @cecimor339]

Why they wanted the 2nd Amendment.......... Not this.......

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

Thanks @ruffwear for the massively improved Swamp Cooler. Just retired our first one, happy to emBARK on trashing the next one #gearfordogs

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

For my Crossfit and Paleo-ish peeps- just in time to beat the heat, a Salad Nicoise! http://t.co/pLCKe4Gydp

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

@EllenPage @mindykaling Spectacular. Seriously.

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

Mmmm hmmm... #foodforthought

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

@FoodAperture Hate that. Happening to me, too.

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

@saucony washing day #rotateyourkicks

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

@TMobileHelp I just emailed your TForce... ticket # 1232036

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

@TMobileHelp I'm on it. Expect to hear back later today. Thx for watching tweets.

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

Problem solved, the hard way. Kudos to ABQ team for grace in the face of absurdity. Corporate @TMobile is lacking, tho'.

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

@TMobileHelp Pls send me a DM address.Be happy to share experience w/you.

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

Problem solved, the hard way. @TMobile store agents were gracious in the face of absurdity.

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

Now scrapping whole service and starting over. Thanks for the headache @TMobile Your Cust Svc employees are great, but YOU lack big-time.

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

Hey @TMobile, how about buying us all lunch to apologize? We're gonna be here a while, obvs.

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

Now trying to set up a new @TMobile prepay account. Might not use @TMobile when new OnePlusOne phones get here.

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

Cust Svc girl and mgr disappeared. NOW WHAT? #TMobile

[Jen Woodring @jenwoodring]

Never thought I'd be a "Live Tweet" grl, but #TMobile... u have LOUSY communication skills...and you're in the comm business. SHAME ON YOU!