Jenny Woods

Wife, midwife and Accrington Stanley supporter.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Decades ago, as a promiscuous teenager I had a one night stand with my now husband's dad - long before I'd even met my husband. The old bastard told my husband last month, but thankfully he thinks it's his dementia talking and laughed it off.

[Jenny Woods @jenwoods81]

@BillGates you're company has locked my severely depressed husband out of his microsoft account because your recovery forms are impenetrable. He nearly killed himself last night because of this. I hope your happy with how your company operates.

[Jenny Woods @jenwoods81]

@Microsoft Your account recovery forms are impossible. You won't accept debit card details as proof ffs! Just because can't get a code on the only phone number on the account. You can't even talk to a human about it, apparently it's all automated!! DISGUSTING SERVICE!

[Jenny Woods @jenwoods81]

@JasonManford 7

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I’m a Smooth operator – find out your ice cream personality and enter for the chance to win a LIFETIME supply of ice cream https://t.co/dFvT3vYafc #mymackiesmoment

[Jenny Woods @jenwoods81]

@Number10cat Are you sure she was emptying it and not searching it for new policy ideas?

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@rachelparris Field of moist dreams

[Jenny Woods @jenwoods81]

@joelycett Autoglass webchat is shit. I contacted them several times using chat to find out when a part was going to be available after they botched my windscreen replacement, only to be told they had no idea and would get someone to phone me. Which they never did!!

[Jenny Woods @jenwoods81]

@richardosman I believe it should be without the s as it's short for pound sterling.