Jennifer Mason

Licensed acupuncturist and mom to two teens turned stand up comedian

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Went to a Greek restaurant and asked for a glass of water with lemon. The restaurant had no lemons. How is that possible?

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The most productive thing I’m doing today is returning clothes I bought online.

“I just made $150 by looking terrible in an Athleta bikini and that dress that’s too small”.

Earned enough to buy a new dress online.

And the cycle continues

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@JokePrompt A lot of guys use their cars as a statement of their bedroom energy. Be careful dating the driver of the Weinermobile.

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I don’t need technology to tell me when to wake up or when to prepare food. I have a cat. #jokeprompt @JokePrompt

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People without ADHD, how do you hold a thought in conversation without blurting it out right away? Do you have mental post its or something? Asking for a friend.

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The theory of relativity—on this day in 1918, Einstein explained why holiday gatherings are so awkward, but he never came up with a solution.

[Daily Joke Prompt @JokePrompt]

Today is Nov 12, 2020! Your #jokeprompt is:

theory

Don't forget to include @jokeprompt and #jokeprompt or you can be fancy and Quote Tweet this.

(Like funny stuff? Check out https://t.co/KYl2s1l8pj and support their Kickstarter! Ends Nov 12 #ASSkills)

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Murray thinks the time change is bullshit. And so is the electoral college.

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Donald Trump is running TV ads taking Dr. Fauci out of context and without his permission.

So, here’s a message from the President in his own words.

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@JoeBiden Amazing

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“Why do you call the thing that holds a joint a “roach clip?” Because “potholder” was taken.

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Watching McWhiskers make a bold play in Kitten Bowl 6