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[tay @hairball1952]

travelling with a book fully aware you won’t open it even once during your stay

[透明屿 @enargeia5525]

Jubilee

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

The looksmaxxers are tapping into alchemical theories of immortality that would have left a Tang dynasty emperor speechless

[steak @communicat1022]

Touch my recurring bit. Touch it. Fuuuuck keep riffing.Keep riffing off my recurring bit. Reference it.Reference my bit in your joke. Yesssss reference it more. Now use your opener to suck my low hanging fruit. Fuckkk now do your catchphrase. Yess. heckle me a little too.Fuckkkkk

[RILØ | False Finish @RiloOmega]

OH MY GOD, THE ROCK HAS JUST WON THE 2027 ROYAL RUMBLE! AND HE’S PICKING ROMAN REIGNS FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AT WRESTLEMANIA IN SAUDI ARABIA!

[Tokiwa-sō stuff @ishimoripanels]

Kamen Rider (Fun Kindergarten Edition) - Shotaro Ishinomori

[𝙶 𝙴 𝙽 𝙲 @GENCZILLA]

THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Send this to your crush.

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

tonight we are all Mexican

[비계 @GAECCC_BAL]

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[little tin goddess ⚡️ @tinker___hell]

I lived in NYC for years and feel like I can pretty confidently say shutting everything down for the hometown basketball team winning a championship for the first time in 5 decades is quite different than one billionaire shutting everything down for her personal pleasure.

[melpoli (comms CLOSED for now!) @melpoli_98]

"Who's the Aura Pokemon?"
"Lucar-" WRONG.

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

I used to hate the Minions but as time has passed i’ve come to respect and even love them

[Innerwave @NY7y2Z6fA92DcoY]

one hundred years

[dolo @doloyeung]

I was tired of getting called nino pequeno at work so I ditched my Transformers lunchbox and replaced it with a Citizen Kane lunchbox. Now they all call me Rosebud. To find a group of mexican laborers with such film literacy was almost as surprising as it was hurtful

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Mere hours into his stint as a double agent and Mitchell Robinson has already begun destabilizing the Boston Celtics from within

[L’Apey @ouiouiapey]

Smoking crack with an alien named cracksmokulon