scrubby boatman

u gotta be cool scoobs!! just like the wind

[Mets Raccoon @mets_coon]

The Dodgers when it’s time to give Shohei Ohtani his deferred money in the 2040s

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Hank legit may save LIV

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We’re back @hen_ease

[p 🪩 @icespheree]

Art Donaldson: fighting for his life on the court, trying to win the respect and love of his wife, trying to get the last grandslam, thinking of retiring, playing in a challengers just to get some confidence

Patrick Zweig:

[charlotte @femaleuncle]

We are so fucking back (listened to sleepyhead by passion pit)

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

well that's not very in love with me of you

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me looking at the imaginary camera every time something crazy happens

[Green Can @aGreenCan]

i am in ur walls can u Please bring me some soup

[★？♡ ✚！ @Guttergore1]

“You better not be a stupid ass looking sims seagull when I get there”

Me:

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Let’s fucking go is white peoples allahu akbar

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

i suck at relationship advice i be like kill him

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Just spoke to my wife whiIe twitter was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently

[Mink Flow @currypistonn]

“Ja you just hit the game winner, lets go celebrate”

Ja Morant:

[natasha @imniceandsmart]

Under the influence of a bagel with cream cheese

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

me when someone plays victim in a situation they created