Sauced Flamingo

''FUCK the tower''

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“im just thinking about bagpipes”

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“duck for a day”

“...geese for the week?”

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“dude, just become the hulk!”

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onchillada

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"Bro what if aztecs breeded a bunch of different medicinal herbs into a mega herb and that's weed?"

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"You know how sketch it is to have a 4-foot sword in the back of your car?"

"ok it's a 5-foot sword, but"

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"You're squashing the mouse with that ass!"

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"You brought two hoodies for this event?"

"No, I brought three hoodies for this event"

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"That was enlightenin' eardrums"

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"I'm like a tapestry cuz I'm your girl's room"

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"If you can smoke here, I can sell an eighth here"

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"I can't feel my legs, just for reference"

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"So, do my pants NEED to be on right now?"

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@beast44712 Wrong twitter dummy

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"I didn't think this was a demonstration"

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"You just gotta rip you a few spiders now and then"

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"Is this a dryer sheet?"

"Oh wait, it's a weed bag"

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"I could do band camp in my sleep"

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"Yo soy wanna kill myself"

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"Dude I can't tame that bitch"