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swear I’m G but the G stand for goofy

[jessochitta @jepsychotic]

“It’s 9pm on a Monday night and I made dinner, you don’t need to order fckin sushi”

[Gavin Purcell @gavinpurcell]

Your Mom just announced she’s running for President in 2020. What’s her campaign slogan?

[jessochitta @jepsychotic]

@njtransit_HBLR where r u ??

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ham is a carcinogen now, don’t txt

[444 ꕤ @AR1ANAGRCNDE]

…….

[jessochitta @jepsychotic]

rewatching mob wives and i give it a 100/10 so far and im only 2 episodes in

[jessochitta @jepsychotic]

Do NOT buy from @iRobot !!! my Roomba ran 22 hours total over its lifetime with 0 dirt events, and now it won’t charge even after all the troubleshooting steps. They offered I trade it in for a $50 credit lol…unacceptable for a barely used $400+ robot. SCAM

[Joe Roman @Joeroman_]

Never forget when DeBlasio assassinated Staten Island Chuck.

[jessochitta @jepsychotic]

new DM from sister

[jessochitta @jepsychotic]

@Joeroman_ “finally I don’t have to watch Harrison Barnes anymore!!!”

[jessochitta @jepsychotic]

@Joeroman_ I thought you said “I don’t have to watch Harrison Barnes anymore!” ??

[jessochitta @jepsychotic]

@Joeroman_ I agree with this

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me when an nba game is on after learning Caitlin Clark’s salary

[jessochitta @jepsychotic]

Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“thank god it’s the weekend”

me Saturday and Sunday:

[jessochitta @jepsychotic]

if you have a baby stroller AND a shopping cart in the Hoboken Trader Joe’s on a Sunday morning, you should be ARRESTED

[jessochitta @jepsychotic]

Groundhogs jump and bounce (Lots of body fat). Have YOU EVER worked with an actual groundhog or are you just stupid?

[Joe Roman @Joeroman_]

🫡

[jessochitta @jepsychotic]

@richierigatoni “Ariteeee who let out the galamad, that was for a recipe sunday!!!”

[jessochitta @jepsychotic]

mob wife aesthetic is “in”? my culture is not your costume

[jessochitta @jepsychotic]

Can someone explain to me why this is an $80 ornament??

[jessochitta @jepsychotic]

@getperfekt @ChipotleTweets what was the safety risk

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