jerad sloan

filmmaker. reality is for suckers™️ 🐳

[jerad sloan @jeradsloan]

@TedHope I was thinking of starting an aparell line of emotions. wearing a hat that just says EMPATHY seems like it'd be fun

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Now that that’s done, my creativity and productivity should return any moment!!
*touching ear piece*
Ok I’m hearing from the booth that’s not true

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Alf on The Shalf

[Cory Doctorow NO LONGER ON TWIT TER @doctorow]

Her: What do you think our great great grandchildren will do?

Me: Dig through rubble for canned goods.

Her: There's something wrong with you.

Me: I was being optimistic. My first choice was 'reduced to radioactive ash.'

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

jerry stiller making JLD break is still one of the funniest things ever

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

“Do you have the time, sir?”

“10:30.”

“Do you have the day, sir?”

[jerad sloan @jeradsloan]

@danadonly during a pandemic, Twitter famous comedian starts an onlyfans to work on her "tight five" falls in love with Onlyfan & ends up getting booked on Conan, Colbert. #romquarcom

[JP @jpbrammer]

happy wednesday to all who celebrate

[jerad sloan @jeradsloan]

@DrYaghoobzadeh looks delightful! where can I find that type of granola?

[Harjinder Singh Kukreja @SinghLions]

Correct technique to wash your hands for proper disinfection. #CoronavirusOutbreakindia #CoronaVirusUpdate #COVID #CoronaVirusUpdate

[The Greek Analyst @GreekAnalyst]

“Experts recommend sticking to your daily routine even when working from home”

New Yorkers and Londoners:

[Patrick Hinds @patrickhinds]

EVERYONE PLEASE CHECK ON YOUR EXTROVERTS, THIS NOT SEEING PEOPLE SHIT IS BANANAS.

[jerad sloan @jeradsloan]

@rachsyme luv

[jerad sloan @jeradsloan]

they go letterbox,
we go pillarbox

[jerad sloan @jeradsloan]

they go low,
we go high

they go anamorphic,
we go spherical

[Melissa Hunter @himelissahunter]

At the end of 2020, instead of 30 Under 30 and NextGen lists, please profile middle-aged people who just got their big breaks. I want to read about a mother of 2 who published her first novel, a director who released their first studio feature at 47, THAT'S THE LIST WE WANT.