not_jeramiah_smith

loving husband, devoted father of 2, lamprey shepherd, salamander sevant, genome enthusiast, prolific gardener and adviser to prodigious graduate students

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He will fall asleep soon though, he can't resist it. He's just thicker so it's taking longer.

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If you see something long squirming near you, the natural reaction is to jump back.

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The difference between a fertile and a geriatric lamprey is a month and a half.

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Imagine dog brains raining down on your table as you work on your computer.

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It's like you take a Costco and fill it with processors.

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When they get big they get stupid, maybe they get cockroach Alzheimers or something like that. They get slow.

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They breed once and then they die. Probably an easier life.

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Lampreys don't stop living just because it's Saturday.

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I didn't know that you could drop a barrel and not catch a hagfish.

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I hated it. I hated every minute of it.

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I guess the lab didn't catch on fire in the last 2 weeks so that's good.

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If you pour something into the organics and it starts sizzling, stop and maybe pour it somewhere else.

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I don't think the cells really like that, it's almost like if you grab a child and held them in place.

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If we strive for perfection, we cannot be disappointed. #motivationWednesday

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Its one of those things, where at the end of it, you'd be a little tired. #mood

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I remember the day I realised I couldn't encode the salamander genome in 32 bit. I was sad that day.

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Nobody really cares if a shark gets cancer. Poor Jaws, died too young.

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I can't contribute anymore to science today so I am going to leave #mood

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Its hard enough to get close enough to someone with a shotgun and shoot them

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You can tear shit up with that #truck