j ratzel

runner/recruiter motivated by chocolate chips & terrible pop music. DC to SF, @workday university recruiting.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

As more brands send me reassuring emails during this difficult time, your silence only grows more deafening, Laffy Taffy.

[j ratzel @jeratzel]

wishing i had a pantry goblin. you know, the goblin that checks your fridge/pantry before you make a trip to the store for yet another 41 LB bag of obscure flour #kingcake #flourpower

[Boston Marathon Pro @Boston26_2_Pro]

Why Boston?
“It’s the quintessential marathon; it challenges you the way a marathon should. Boston is the place you race if you want to learn about both your ability and your resolve.” -@des_linden

[j ratzel @jeratzel]

scrambled eggs and ketchup...one of life's great delicacies.

[j ratzel @jeratzel]

@_charizard_b I could not be more on board with this

[j ratzel @jeratzel]

Eating only saltiest pretzels from the bag bc they’re best. Realizing this will backfire as I live alone & am sole pretzel provider #single

[des_linden @des_linden]

Downpour. Cold. #BeBoston. Headwind. Elation. Sunny. Breakthrough. Perfection. Camaraderie. Devastation. Tailwind. #RunBold. Debut. Heat. Humidity. Heartbreak. PR. Passion.

What’s next at #BostonMarathon?
Defend.

@jhboston26 @johnhancockusa
📸: Abby Nicolas | @SInow

[Stephen Curry @StephenCurry30]

😎

[j ratzel @jeratzel]

and it sure has the potential to be a heck of a race!

[des_linden @des_linden]

Potential is just polite for, hasn’t done sh!t yet.

My #TCSNYCMarathon buildup shows potential for a big one, but come Sunday only the results will matter — I love that part.

[j ratzel @jeratzel]

my diet on an average day = 76% candy. my diet in week of halloween = 1,234% candy. #mathchecksout

[j ratzel @jeratzel]

Who Says Allie Kieffer Isn’t Thin Enough to Run Marathons? https://t.co/owsBefeA3Z

[j ratzel @jeratzel]

I so rarely read a newspaper, I look like a spaz trying to wrangle it just to turn a page. Gone is the elegant flip of a wrist/page.

[j ratzel @jeratzel]

There’s nothing to do in airports but eat.

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

If we all just research our candidates as carefully as we pick our Instagram filters we’re going to be just fine

[TCS New York City Marathon @nycmarathon]

In 10 days, 22 hours, and 20 minutes, these American women will take to the streets of NYC for the #TCSNYCMarathon. 🤩 Who do you have taking the top spot? @ShalaneFlanagan, @des_linden, @MollyHuddle, @AllieKieffer, @Beverly_Ramos, @Steph_Rothstein, @TatyanaMcFadden

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Amazon won’t say a word about where it plans to put its much-hyped second headquarters, but there is a growing consensus that it will go across the river from Washington in Northern Virginia https://t.co/if3C1NgVoH

[j ratzel @jeratzel]

I aspire to be the mom who takes her child to a place with $9 juices on a Thursday morning.

[Workday @Workday]

Wow! Thank you @FortuneMagazine for ranking us number 1 on the Future 50 list. Our Workmates’ focus on innovation, among our other core values, makes all the difference. https://t.co/7jVVsxFaNp #builtforthefuture #partnerlikenoother