Jordy

Cottagecore DIY bunnymomprincess with a side of doc martens. nothing I tweet is real.

[HealthyWomen @HealthyWomen]

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[American Property Owners Alliance @OwnersAlliance]

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[American Property Owners Alliance @OwnersAlliance]

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[Jordy @jereabold]

@gimmegimmedisco it’s raining mennnnn ☔️

[Jordy @jereabold]

@by_renee I remember watching this with you and we were like ‘ok’

[Jordy @jereabold]

@by_renee I looove this and have it on all day

[Jordy @jereabold]

@jpbrammer Solid state on H!

[Will McGinnis @willmcg32]

#BringAlfredHome

It’s been 3 wks. I still need your help. Alfred was stolen at gunpoint in Capitol Heights, MD outside of DC.

@WashProbs @7NewsDC @WTOP @PoPville @washingtonpost @ladygaga @JoshRosenthalTV @JessArnoldTV @PGPDNews

#FrenchBulldog #StolenPet #StolenDog #Frenchie

[PGPDNEWS @PGPDNews]

STILL MISSING: We are seeking the community's assistance to locate Alfred, a French Bulldog that was stolen at gunpoint on Tuesday, September 7th. Please call with any info on his whereabouts. https://t.co/zaAgv4yJvj #PGPD #FirsttoServe

[Jordy @jereabold]

@Ruraldogrescue

[Jordy @jereabold]

.@PoPville pls share! 5k this Saturday with adoptable dogs at Lincoln Park!

[Jordy @jereabold]

If you’d like to sign up for the 5k or donate, please visit https://t.co/ElJ1Ab4nx7

[Jordy @jereabold]

Like clockwork, it’s my 28th birthday and I’m suddenly getting ads for wedding dresses

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

everyone at trader joes is either a love interest or an enemy

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

(Real quick, abortion isn't always a "tough choice" or "heartbreaking" and that framing is so weird. Sometimes it's a miracle and a no-brainer and a straightforward healthcare decision for everyone involved. Abortion is healthcare and a human right.)

[Jordy @jereabold]

If you do @ here in a general slack channel I’m calling the police

[Jordy @jereabold]

@MaddyPortilla It’s the black v brown for me

[Jordy @jereabold]

“She has an android so she’s not invited to the bachelorette group text.”

[Jordy @jereabold]

I read the kite runner in high school so I, too, am an expert on all things Afghanistan