Jered Hoff

Welcome to the inner workings of my mind.

[Jered Hoff @jered_hoff]

I can't wait until I have a son/daughter and they'll be like "Dad can I have a ride to school?" And I'll be like "Nah take an Uber."

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@jzickermann Share the wealth. Always

[Jered Hoff @jered_hoff]

The Delta SkyClub WiFi password is “sunshine” you are all very welcome

[Jered Hoff @jered_hoff]

*Gets first round draft pick in fantasy league*

*Drafts Tom Brady*

*Turns on auto draft for the remainder of the draft*

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@emilyjenelle @wizkhalifa time for a remix

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@Reaganwash Srsly so stupid it's SAD

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@emilyjenelle OHHHHHHHH I get it now

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@emilyjenelle You texted me this last night at 2:37 in the morning

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@gwaaaace Yes plz

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@MrNYLONZ :)

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@Reaganwash Got no time for the airplanes today it's BOAT DAY

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@tiffanyhurring Get it Tiff

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*Comes to the office on a Friday*
*Eats free breakfast*
*Leaves*

[Jered Hoff @jered_hoff]

@Ya_Boy_Yazii Small, manageable amount per paycheck

[Jered Hoff @jered_hoff]

Thunderstorm SZN ⛈

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I'm gonna drink SOOOOOOOOO much tequila tonight LMAO

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@emilyjenelle I am but it's ok. It's still not too late for a #petition

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Glad to hear Minneapolis finally decided to change the name of Lake Calhoun. Mildly upset they didn't decide to rename it Lake Jered Hoff

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@MrNYLONZ Shabba

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@Reaganwash Get on that then boujee!!