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Is it pronounced pecan or pecan

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@cheetah Not easy, that’s why the best athletes in the world get paid a lot of money to make that catch.

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@RGIII Mike Ditka trading an entire draft for Ricky Williams may have been worse but there’s no way to put both of these blunders on a triple beam

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@AndrewBrandt I’m a professional potato chip eater and I wouldn’t take a three year deal with a $1000 signing bonus. I really hope the contract was worth it, don’t care if he was undrafted

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Every college interaction 👴🏼

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@NFL_DovKleiman Troy Brown

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@RapSheet Hopefully they’ll love working on fixing that shitty sidearm habit of his.

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@SerOnionKnlght @CarvillePhillip @ThiboutotTaylor @BovadaOfficial Nope, gets rid of the ball too fast

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@SerOnionKnlght @ThiboutotTaylor @BovadaOfficial Incomplete pass ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@ThiboutotTaylor @SerOnionKnlght @BovadaOfficial That was called correctly, the rule at the time was that his arm was going in a forward throwing motion. 🤓

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I’ve never felt so heartbroken for someone before. Kaitlyn thinks cilantro tastes like soap

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@elonmusk Not having a kid until I can afford one

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Just saw someone spell goals, “gowls”

How

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@marcuslemonis @CampingWorld ..use it.

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@oldnbatweetz He didn’t pass the ball in a 9 year stretch so I believe it

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@Public_Citizen Sure, you’re free to say whatever you want. He’s also free to listen/ read whatever he wants. Neat concept huh?

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@tharealselena23 @TomBrady @AaronRodgers12 @JoshAllenQB @PatrickMahomes Greatest show on turf was the nickname given to the rams, not the panthers you meatball

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@HipHopNumbers Black Girl Lost - Nas

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@DrooShurch There’s only a few multi sport athletes too

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@ImDanSheehan Oh

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Funniest part of being the grandpa of the group my whole life is seeing friends finally get to the age I was at. This life shit isn’t as easy as you thought it was huh? 😂