Dan

townie

[Dan @ImDanSheehan]

I think I'm missing something here

[Dan @ImDanSheehan]

@JeredCote The first time I’m tweeting in 2 years is to tell you to suck me because I’m good at life

[Dan @ImDanSheehan]

@JakePitser @AlexPitser We all stan glen if u don’t ur wrong

[Dan @ImDanSheehan]

@MNorell @HipHopNumbers AxCx

[not brendan @crocodilethumbs]

🎶 Hey there Delilah... a thousand miles seems pretty far but they've got planes and trains and cars 🎶

Guy That Just Waked 500 Miles and 500 More: they have what

[Dan @ImDanSheehan]

@JeredCote You moved there

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Joe Kelly, Wicked 3 Pitch K (all 2 seamers: 98, 98, and 99mph). 🔥

[Dan @ImDanSheehan]

@JeredCote Get smoked

[Dan @ImDanSheehan]

Sadboi summer you feel??

[Dan @ImDanSheehan]

@JeredCote Sorry

[Dan @ImDanSheehan]

I dress to be in the mosh pit at 10 then be dancing downtown at 12 because i am a man of many talents

[Dan @ImDanSheehan]

I might be townie trash but thankfully I’m townie trash in Portland and not New Milford

[Dan @ImDanSheehan]

@ImLavery That’s brutally sad

[Dan @ImDanSheehan]

You know the world is in a bad place when Tomi Lahren tweets something that makes sense

[Ethan Audie @EthanAudie]

Summer is here! The flowers are blooming, sun is shining and beer is flowing as Gary pulls another number at the bar.

[Dan @ImDanSheehan]

@JeredCote Dramatic

[pete @peter2peterson]

@AmericanAir Wow thanks, I did that and in doing so I wished the plane had just crashed and we all died. The dozen other people with me agree. I have become both the Jack and Sawyer of this Lost situation created by your airline.

[Dan @ImDanSheehan]

@TayGervay You should’ve just called out ‘dad’ to him, would’ve been a quicker way to tell

[Dan @ImDanSheehan]

If I was 3-4 inches taller I would not know how to act for real

[Dan @ImDanSheehan]

Why does Jered randomly get girls now???¿¿¿??¿?
Self confidence/cockiness/arrogance????
What a weenie