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[pete @peter2peterson]

I did this and ended up paying it off. No apocalypse. Thanks for nothing Biden.

[pete @peter2peterson]

thinking about laser eye surgery but paying it off in super small increments because if the apocalypse happen it’ll be a great investment.

[pete @peter2peterson]

does kesha still wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy after the whole situation

[pete @peter2peterson]

Parmesans rich, I shoulda got cheddar. If I had some Swiss I woulda never got a pound.

[pete @peter2peterson]

what sucks the most is that pet insurance won’t cover that dog in me.

[pete @peter2peterson]

My wife: I want a divorce
Me, Star Wars fan: da force?!

[pete @peter2peterson]

TikTok solely comprised of “mom” videos, corny couple hijinks, the same 20 vs 30 bit done by different people (we get it, your hangover is worse now), and useless real estate advice.

[pete @peter2peterson]

@NBA2K celtics bc i like celtic

[pete @peter2peterson]

who has the power at the weather channel to determine what temperature the temperature feels like.

[pete @peter2peterson]

my brother hates the nickname i gave my two year old nephew but if he isn’t a life noob then idk what is.

[pete @peter2peterson]

introducing new rap group Meta Verse. only live on VR. DJ Oculus NFT available

[pete @peter2peterson]

@barstoolsports This article brought to you by Taco Bell

[pete @peter2peterson]

Second day at new job is always “well you came back so we haven’t scared you off yet!”

[pete @peter2peterson]

I can see why people work in TSA. So much power. Different rules every day. Just yell at people.

[pete @peter2peterson]

Movie theater snacks are expensive because they coat them in quiet and that costs money.

[pete @peter2peterson]

My Netflix recommendations in 2013

[pete @peter2peterson]

Soooo fucking true tho

[pete @peter2peterson]

Too true

[pete @peter2peterson]

Spotify is corrupt, I will be pulling all of my content from the app and you should delete it. Perfect timing too, because this month only you can get 10% off Amazon Music with promo code: PETER

[pete @peter2peterson]

Actors Children

“Screen time”
🤝

[pete @peter2peterson]

Cocaine and Cribbage weekend again… thanks Biden