NOT Jeremiah Smallridge

'Don't worry, I'm not interested.'

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

"My leg is too stanky"

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

" I'm leaking!!!"

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

"She's crippled!"

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

"Hold your dong"

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

"Pull back on the men"

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

“period ah, period uh.”

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

"Casual lobotomies are the best lobotomies"

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

"Bondage bands, but not in a dirty way"

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

"If it doesn't smell like incest, you're not working hard enough"

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

"I've got poop on the brain"

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

"Don't call me dommy mommy."

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

"I will hit you so hard, you'll have explosive diarrhea"

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

"Goth, you have a Hitler stash"

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

"Material girllll"

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

"I am Dumptruck Smalls"

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

“Just a little cultural appropriation”

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

*plays Pokemon Go during competition*

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

"You guys are a fruity class"

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

"Stink bugs listen up!"

[NOT Jeremiah Smallridge @jeremiah_not]

"I need real quacking or I'm gonna have you all on all fours mooing like cows"