Jeremy Johnston

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

@revofmischief Absolutely! 😍

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

@revofmischief Ok Wolverine hair!

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

@revofmischief Ok. Sheesh. Stop yelling.

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

@erik_zachariah Wow. I’m just introverted. Sheesh.

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

@RyanLaFave Lookin good ;) does that help?

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

@handsumbadboy69 I can’t even keep em that long

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

@RyanLaFave We live and we learn

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

@erik_zachariah Ouch. But also yes.

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

@handsumbadboy69 🤔

[Ed Markey @EdMarkey]

Donald Trump won't condemn white supremacists because he is one.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

CHRIS WALLACE, MINUTE 1: Hello, gentlemen. I'm expecting a respectful debate

CHRIS WALLACE, MINUTE 12: Jesus Christ Mr. President, we just need 3 seconds of you not shouting. Just 3

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

@handsumbadboy69 😘😘😘

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

@handsumbadboy69 #retaillifeforever

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

@handsumbadboy69 I have a suggestion

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

@handsumbadboy69 #empathypains

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

I think I want a boyfriend....then I realize I want a dog. Do the math you realize I only want the boyfriend to buy the dog. #simpleneeds

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

@Emix0817 @handsumbadboy69 Boys! Simmer down or I'm cutting your shifts!

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

I lost my wallet today. RIP frivolous Starbucks runs for 5-7 business days.

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

I need deodorant. And a puppy dog. And a boyfriend. And frozen pizza. This sums up my grocery list.

[Jeremy Johnston @jeremiahjohn]

As I'm getting carded for a beverage the girl literally says "Oh 1980!?......good genes". I'm flattered?? Question mark? #moisturizerisgod